realise i havent been blogging much lately... cropped up at work.. doing nothing... i hate it when i have nothing to do, so i just sit int he office whole day long... but when the work comes in, boy do they really all come in at once...
dun u think that 8 days is the funniest magazine ard..i'm not advertising for them nor do i read them religiously...anyway my bro just bought the mag for some work..hell knows wat work... so i was reading it before he starts cutting it up, and i came across the article on the Miss Singapore-Universe contestants...its a riot... check this out...
Qns:Why did you join this contest?
Ans: I've always dreamed of being Miss Universe.
Qns:What's the biggest misconception about beauty contestants?
Ans: That's we're all bimbos (me: refer to above q&a!)
Qns: Are beauty contestants bimbos?
Ans: Of cos not. to join miss universe, your not joining a beauty pagent. it's like ur signing up for Who Want To Be A Millionaire plus Are You Hot? plus Survivor all at once. (me: huh?!?!)
i cant decide which is worst....
1.Qns: What is you greatest achievement?
Ans: this might sound dumb, butbmy greatest achievement is winning tickets to the MTV Asia awards. i have to dance to get them(oh boy right u are...)
2.Editor: where does Tony Blair live?
Contestant:Can i have a clue? i think i would know if you just agve me a clue.
Ed: Okay, 10
Con: as in 10 letters???? (me: erm....)
3.Qns:Name the Democrat Senator who hopes to be the next US president
Ans: George Bush?
for ur info.. the first 2 were from the same person and for the the last qns.. though i'm not very sure of the answer as well i wont give such a dumb ass answer.. oh man bimbos bimbos bimbos!!! i cant stand it! yuck! makes me feel so embarrass to be of the same nationailty as her...to even breathe the same air as her or even the previous one...
alright people take a vote...1 2 or 3? i seriously cant decide... yuck bimbos! and they dun even have the boobs for it!
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steph
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sherm
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pat
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jingxian
~ zhenfang
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
So many things seem filled with the intent
To be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost keys, the hour badlly spent
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.
I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owne, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.
-Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
-Elizabeth Bishop