Thursday, July 28, 2005
im too lazy to blog abt the hols so i shall steal from cherysa...
basically jess and cherysa came over to visit me....and these are some of the things tt happened.... pictures when i feel like it....
so here goes....
1) I (meaning Cherysa)was checked twice throughly at the Customs for drugs and explosive material. I've had my baby pillow searched, my hair conditioner smelt, and my disposable underwear prodded in Melb.
2) I was mistaken for a Korean for the 4th time in Melb.
3) I shattered a mirror by just using it to view my back view. I broke another one before at 16. I have 14 years of bad luck that will last till I am 30. (yo-i told her her mirror was protesting cos she kept looking into it)
4) I believe I'm the cause of the Lao Pa Sat fire because I wanted to eat there. In its protest, it burst into flames. ( see previous random thought )
5) I misheard staff at Mt Buller in Melb and embarassed the whole Asian community.
(yo-what happened was the person was helping us fit our boots and he said "pants up" but being the bimbo cherysa was she heard "hands up" and basically raised her hands up there and then.....)
6) I half-believed Yolanda because of intense trust in her only to be ridiculed for like, 2 weeks.
(yo-this is funny....showed me the bimbo side of cherysa... too many stories to tell abt this but u can ask me and i'll tell u..shall spare her the embarrassement here)
7) I tend to look at my reflection in glass panels... whatever I say after that line would not mean anything 'because you're a bimbo'. To that, I roll my eyes and deny all accusations.
(she does tt a lot and i dunno anyone else who does tt as much...and also she uses a small mirror to look at herself in the bigger mirror....queer......)
8) I took pictures of Yolanda sleeping despite Chinese myth indicating that 'her soul will be trapped in the picture'. She is alive and fine, and still hitting people as hard as ever. Also, I will gladly send anyone pictures of Yolanda sleeping, you just need to ask.
(yo-no u will not)
9) I gained 3 kg in Melb, which is what you get if you feed once every 2 hrs. Let ME be a warning to YOU.
10) I witnessed my very first demonstration in Melb but was too annoyed at getting woken up early to really care or be awed or to take in the sights and sounds etc.
11) On the bridge near Crown's, some aussie guy tried to pick Yolanda up in a mock attempt to throw her off the bridge, as a prank. Jess and I believe it is because she is fashionably slim (or constantly looks like she is in hunger and poverty).
(yo- i dun)
12) I had a kick out of remembering everything Jessica did to Yolanda which took the heat off me whenever Yolanda started on me and my mirrors.
(yo-well the mirrors are still funnier...and im so gonna kill jess)
13) Jessica remarked that Yolanda needed bras that were of size negative A-cup when she picked out some A cup-sized bras(yo-no i was trying on bikinis get ur facts right). I observed quietly that it meant Yolanda had a concave chest, which made Yolanda scream at Jessica in mock anger.
(yo-oh well breast = fats....BUAHAHAHAHA)
14) Jessica kicked around a can which sprayed Yolanda with some sort of sweet liquid. If only I took a pic of the way Yolanda's eyes widened to unbelievable proportions.
15) I insisted on taking another pic at the zoo because I thought Yolanda's eyes were closed in the picture. They were, in actual fact (after the picture was blown up 200 times), not closed.
16) Yolanda can piggy back me. Albeit for 2 seconds. Strength.
(yo-hey i can do it!! yay! but they both didnt think i could and were afraid i'll fall and break my bones....)
17) I watched Episode 1-25 of Lost in Melb.
(yo- regretted showing her tt)
18) We went clubbing in Melb only to be harassed by the number of guys that flocked to Jessica.
19) Jessica was dubbed, 'frog killer' by Yolanda. For just wondering aloud if she had stepped on a dried frog that had obviously died a while ago. Fear.
(yo-JESSICA IS A FROG KILLER!)
20) We prob got ripped off for our ski trip ---- 200 aussie dollahs for 1 day.
21) Yolanda couldn't make a proper ski turn because she could not put enough weight on one side of her body. *ROFL*
22) Jessica was the only name the ski instructor remembered for 3 hours.
23) I knocked into someone while "skiing", causing a mini Domino effect.
(yo-and someone hugged u in an attempt to stop himself...ok tt sounded wrong)
24) I watched War of the Worlds (amazingly crappy ending) and Fantastic 4 (Some ppl just really shouldn't have blonde hair, see Jessica Alba) in Melb.
25) I realised how much I miss Joyce, esp when we were walking back home, juz the 2 of us along the streets of Melb.
26) Walking as a 4-some in one line, can be very funny.
a) We tried to break up couples by deliberately walking towards them.
b) Jessica's constant swaggering meant we never walked straight. Never.
c) We did the can can and skipped as a 4-some, while making a helluva din.
d) We attempted to knock whoever in the middle of the 4-some into a lampost/tree/traffic light, but to no avail.
(yo-and yeah tts funny)ok tts abt all when jess and cherysa came over...tk girls hanging out...can't be more fun than that
like i said..pictures later...
and oh we got caricatures of ourselves done... they spent 10 mins on me and 3 mins on jess....haha....
found a pot of gold@ 13:55
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"One Art"
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
So many things seem filled with the intent
To be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost keys, the hour badlly spent
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.
I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owne, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.
-Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
-Elizabeth Bishop