Wednesday, August 03, 2005
hey hey hey! ur mother is so fat, that when she jump for joy, she gets stuck!
thank u!
ok so tts random...
an interesting day today...
had a tummy ache this morning in uni and so i decided to use the newly renovated toilet in the union house. Now i've been in the toilet once before so i wasnt as surprise to find that it is in a shocking shade of bright PINK!its as pink as the bag yiwei used to carry in year 2... yes that shade...and yes the entire toilet...not a single spot of non-pink...
makes u wonder what the male toilet is like huh.... navy blue????????? what a way to put females back into their place in the society..whats with female empowerment and us intruding into men's role....girls = pink....
bah.....
but! it was actually quite comforting sitting in the cubicle surrounded by pink walls and doors and a blood red floor....yes even the floor is not spared.... oh wait before i continue, just to make clear that the pink is of a single shade...
anyway, yeah i felt a strange sense of comfort surrounded by pinkness when i was relieving my bowels.... this coming from me....ME! Yolanda Ong Hui Ying....who refused to be associated with anything that comes close to that THAT that ThAt tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttt colour....
it may be due to the resemblance to the inside of a mother's womb....the ultimate comfort, right freud?
so anyway went for my marketing comm tute and we were discussing advertisements! yay!!!! so the tutor posted a qns...who's guilty of going out to buy smth just 'cos they saw and liked or disliked the advert (it happens....it does!) or smth along tt lines...being brainwashed by those irritating thingys that pops up everywhere
so guilty me sat there and said nothing cos i DO!!!!! well i just did in fact seeing how i just bought a pair of calvin klein jeans during my 3 hour break cos there was a sale in the union house....
thing is the jeans was nothing great..the colour was normal..the cutting plain..nothing fanciful at all abt it...but it fits...that's it... and i paid $50 for it when i could get a similar pair at half the price... and i paid $50 for it simply cos its fucking cheap for ck...its like 1/4 of the normal price...
verdict: guilty
and some of u know im a sucker for perfume bottles afterall i did just see the ad for beyond paradise and went out to buy it even before i knew how it smelt like.....
dun we all have suck weakness, especially when it comes to advertisements?
and oh, there are people out there who hate the iPod ads............did u know that???
*amused*
they aren't fantastic but they are cool certainly
so now..........................who's guilty?
found a pot of gold@ 09:52
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"One Art"
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
So many things seem filled with the intent
To be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost keys, the hour badlly spent
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.
I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owne, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.
-Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
-Elizabeth Bishop
