Monday, May 15, 2006
As ashame as I am to admit, I have been watching Big Brother religiously ever since this season started for some reason I cant seem to comprehend.
So anyway, as I was showering just now after watching BB nomination night, I just thought, how cool it is if we can evict people in real life too...u know to get rid of one of those ppl tt we simply cant stand, from our life completely? Wouldnt it be great? and make the world a way way way happier place????
Imagine....
Big Brother: Yolanda, who would you like to nominate for eviction for 2 points?
Me: For 2 points, I would nominate psycho bitch, because she is psychotic and she does not deserve to be on the surface of this earth. She is so psychotic she deserved to be called IT 'cos she's an insult to the human race. She..i mean It is a step back from evolution and has no purpose on this earth and in life other than to terrorise people.
Big Brother: you're not making yourself clear...what do u mean by terrorising people? How has she terrorised you?
Me: It pestered someone for 20min on the mobile phone for a grater that cost $4 and in which time on the mobile phone, it could easily have bought 2(!) graters.... and it borrowed pants from me for one year and insist tt it was returned but for which i was absolutely sure it wasnt (cos IT WAS MY PANTS!) but It was insistent only to realise that It had made a mistake and the pants was really with It and she never apologise watsoever for the inconvenience cost to me and others...
Big Brother: accepted...for 1 point, who would you nominate for eviction?
Me: for one pt, I would nominate ***, 'cos I can't stand her face. I think it looks smash, like she walk into the wall every night, 'cept for her boobs which are huge ass....
Big Brother: your nominations are accepted...you may return to the lounge...
wouldnt that be nice? wouldnt that be perfect? wouldnt that be convenient????????????????????????????????????????????
aaahhhh....dreams.... there will always be a better place out there.....
found a pot of gold@ 15:45
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"One Art"
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
So many things seem filled with the intent
To be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost keys, the hour badlly spent
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.
I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owne, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.
-Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
-Elizabeth Bishop
